Dear Fantastic Sam’s Magazine Subscription Purchaser,
I know that you have a difficult job. Juggling “Cheerleader Monthly” and “Motor-Trend Magazine” subscriptions are time consuming and daunting, but I just wanted you to know that… “I have your back!” It is not often that I stray into your establishment, but on those rare days that I do, I wanted you to know just how much I truly appreciate your effort. While others around you are updating their stock with “People” and “Southern Living”, YOU stand by your personal creed only to provide the best. You know how much your public appreciates last months “Avon” catalog, and you take pride in seeing the smiling faces of your patrons as they indulge in “Popular Haircuts of 1979”. It is you whom I salute! You, who makes my monthly visit with my 5 and 1 year old bearable. Here is to you…for making Sunday, just one more day in errand HELL.