I will be the first to tell you that I have an unadulterated compulsion for road rage. We are talking middle finger wagging, explicit language, horn honking anger management issues, but while someone cutting me off, or driving 5 mph under the posted speed limit ticks me off, there is nothing that makes my blood boil more than rubberneckers.
Are you kidding me? Is it absolutely necessary that you not only slow down, but stop on the highway? Yes, I know that you are like a small child, attracted to those beautiful blinking red and blue lights, and yes, I know that seeing a cop car stimulates some area of your brain that tells your foot to hit the brake, but really?
Are you looking for a loved one? Questioning if maybe your boss was the one pulled over for not turning on their blinker? Or…is it just in your nature to be an overly nosy pain in the ass?
If you want to go sightseeing buy a bus pass and let someone else do the driving, or…for the love of God, take a side road and quit clogging up the expressways. Its just common courtesy.
Happy driving my lovable minions!